I found this outrageous poem and had such a chuckle (whooped and hollered, actually) that I had to share it!
I showed it to my son, for whom math has not been coming easily and has been working on polynomials and quadratic equations this summer in preparation for college. His comment? “I don’t like that. No. I don’t like that.”
Yes, I know, poetry was not meant to be used this way. 😉